Friday, September 10, 2010 -    Ah well, it was nice while it lasted. New User off AGAIN due to people being pains *sigh*....to join, e.mail Feckless Wench at morticiacemetaria@hotmail.com
Home Current Posts Sister Site Recently Replied to Logon Jungle Skills   We All Be Cookin Crazy World   Animals Gone Wild   Nagging Irritations   Psychotic Parents   There Ought To Be A Law   True Crime   Truth Or Fiction Discussion/Debate   Ask/Give Advice   General Debate   General Discussions   Political Debate   Political Discussion   Religious Debates   Religious Discussion   Serious Discussion Intellect's Corner   Conspiracy Theories   Philosophy   Science   Skeptics Forum In The News   Local News   National News   World News Laugh Until You Cry   Fun Quizzes   Funny Bone   Here's Your Sign   Just For Fun   Ludicrous Lawsuits   Strange But True Media/Entertainment   Books   Movies   Music   Reviews   TV Shows   Video Games	General Discussions Author:MrsK  Viewed:  139   Damn It!!!     Here I was having breakfast, drinking my coffee, reading about how the United States caused the Haiti earthquake, when I hear ths haggard voice coming from the front yard. It souned like "Heeeeeeeelpmmmmeeeeeee" evil and cracking. Every fuking hair on my body stood straight up and my back felt like it was on fire. I cant immagine what my face looked like. Then it sounded again... "Heeeeeeeeeelpmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeee". I wanted to help, but I couldn't make my legs move. Then I heard "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowl..." in MY kitties voice, then the "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllppppmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." I couldn't imagine a cat would be saying "Help Me" Not that clearly. So I forced my legs to move and looked out the front window. And sure enough a stray was staring down Moswen saying "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelpmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"... I am totally freaked the fuk out. Replies 3/11/2010 4:21:06 AM   From:  MrsK   I opened the door to scare it away, and off it went. Poor Moswen. 3/11/2010 4:29:27 AM   From:  PapaBryant   There is a lesson here - no peyote in the Maxwell House.... 3/11/2010 4:37:53 AM   From:  MrsK   No! The cat was saying "Help Me"! I know it! I heard it! I'm not crazy!!! 3/11/2010 7:33:01 AM   From:  BCAR   he just wanted a handout. Obviously a Democat 3/11/2010 9:53:08 AM   From:  eddo   PB shared some of his good stuff with you, didn't he? 3/11/2010 10:21:14 AM   From:  emkay64   WTF? I want some of whatever you are taking. 3/11/2010 11:27:20 AM   From:  LiquidSnake   Crackhead. 3/11/2010 11:34:02 AM   From:  MrsK   Hey hey! It was the CAT who was taking something! 3/11/2010 11:39:57 AM   From:  Ali   I just finished cooking up a good batch of meth, but it looks like MrsK doesn't need any. 3/11/2010 11:45:56 AM   From:  MrsK   That does it!!! Next time I am going to record it on my phone! That'll show yous all!!!

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