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National NewsAuthor:Darkanda Viewed:  283  
so I got drunk for the first time last week...   
 the equivalent of about 20+ shots of Vodka... in half an hour...

I don't like being drunk, and I definately didn't like making nice with the trash can.

Replies
5/17/2008 9:13:36 AM   From:  Ash Of Pompeii   N00b. I didn't see that on CNN.
5/17/2008 10:36:40 AM   From:  Feckless Wench   Idiot, are you trying to get alcoholic poisoning? COme back a couple of summers with me and watch me resuscitating my son (much the ame age as you) who literally drank until he stopped breathing. It's not clever to be drunk, it's completely f_ucking stupid.
5/17/2008 10:36:57 AM   From:  Feckless Wench   *slaps Darkanda HARD!*
5/17/2008 11:38:43 AM   From:  PapaBryant   (Recalling scene in Airplane) Here, here now Feck. Just sit down now. I'll handle this... *SLAP SLAP*! ARE YOU CRAZY!!!! *SLAP* 
5/17/2008 12:46:33 PM   From:  Feckless Wench   Thank you PB, such a gentleman.
5/17/2008 1:49:00 PM   From:  hugo   I drink a shot a minute in 30 minutes. You are a lightweight. 
5/17/2008 1:55:01 PM   From:  beags   Sounds about right, getting drunk for the first time. Well, now at least you know you aren't invincible. Glad you didn't die learning that... 
5/17/2008 2:14:50 PM   From:  MrsK   LMAO@PB, do you remember Stiker with the "Drinking Problem"? hehehe I love those movies
5/17/2008 4:44:42 PM   From:  eddo   PB, calm down a bit. Here, go get a moist towelette or something. I handle Darkanda. *SLAP SLAP*! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND??? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU??? *SLAP*
5/17/2008 5:23:33 PM   From:  Ash Of Pompeii   A glass of champagne will keep me drunk for about 4 hours.
5/18/2008 8:01:59 AM   From:  Chi   Yuck, that's nasty. Ditto what Feck said- you wanna get alcohol poisoning??
5/18/2008 11:01:58 AM   From:  DarkCrow   Good grief. Baby steps!
5/18/2008 5:16:06 PM   From:  BCAR   Damned rookies.
5/18/2008 8:29:12 PM   From:  Rani   EDDO!... Please settle your nerves now, I will take care of Darkie...*SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!* TAKES BREATH...*SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!* AT WHAT POINT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND STUPID! I AM GLAD YOU PUKED YOURSELF BLIND! *SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!*
5/18/2008 9:48:57 PM   From:  Ali   Pussy. Make it Jim Beam next time.
5/19/2008 4:45:15 AM   From:  beags   Why are you guys slapping him? Apparently all it takes to knock him out is a shooter... 
5/19/2008 5:41:28 AM   From:  Feckless Wench   Because it feels nice Beags.....
5/19/2008 5:48:30 AM   From:  Jez   hey what a coincidence, me too.
5/19/2008 5:50:01 AM   From:  mercury   I see you've all handled smacking the shit out of him... I'm not needed here.
5/19/2008 5:55:35 AM   From:  Feckless Wench   Oh but merc, you have years of practice...go ahead, it feels nice! LOL!
5/19/2008 7:53:00 AM   From:  Peanuts   20 shots in half an hour? Good thing you were able to make it to the trash can.
5/20/2008 7:02:12 AM   From:  emkay64   ahhhhhh memories. My first drunk was on gin and 7Up.
5/20/2008 7:04:22 AM   From:  emkay64   Wait a sec. How old are you? I was 15. If you are older than that you should have been hammered at least once already :P
5/20/2008 7:11:20 AM   From:  mercury    My first was sloe gin... makes everything taste like a sweet tart :o)
5/20/2008 8:32:35 AM   From:  eddo   Never been drunk. and I'm ok with that.
5/20/2008 8:36:16 AM   From:  Chi   Being drunk sometimes can be fun, but it's NEVER fun afterwards.
5/20/2008 8:55:57 AM   From:  mercury   just a little tipsy is better than drunk... unfortunately, I'm unable to stop at tipsy. That's mainly why I don't drink at all anymore... that and 3 day hangovers.
5/20/2008 10:45:44 AM   From:  hugo   My first drunk was on Boone's Farm,,,,,there should be laws against 15 year olds drinking. 
5/20/2008 12:16:00 PM   From:  Chi   My first silly drunk/buzzed was on Asti Spumante. First sloppy drunk out of my mind was off of Mad Dog 20/20- nasty stuff.
5/20/2008 12:22:59 PM   From:  BCAR   My first drunk has lasted 30 years
5/20/2008 2:09:18 PM   From:  mercury   my first sloppy drunk was plain old beer... at my brother's first wedding when I was 14 (about a week before my 15th b-day). I hugged the flag pole for a couple hours that night.
5/20/2008 2:10:37 PM   From:  mercury   but... I was no where near as trashed as my mother.
5/21/2008 6:29:55 AM   From:  Peanuts   Ahh... Boones Farm. And TJ Swans Mellow Nights. A trip down memeory lane.
5/21/2008 7:31:19 AM   From:  Kethria   Has anyone tried that new Miller Chill? It's pretty good.
5/23/2008 5:36:35 AM   From:  doheney   you mah dear....are a dumbass

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