| 5/17/2008 9:13:36 AM From: Ash Of Pompeii N00b. I didn't see that on CNN. |  |
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| 5/17/2008 10:36:40 AM From: Feckless Wench Idiot, are you trying to get alcoholic poisoning? COme back a couple of summers with me and watch me resuscitating my son (much the ame age as you) who literally drank until he stopped breathing. It's not clever to be drunk, it's completely f_ucking stupid. |  |
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| 5/17/2008 10:36:57 AM From: Feckless Wench *slaps Darkanda HARD!* |  |
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| 5/17/2008 11:38:43 AM From: PapaBryant (Recalling scene in Airplane) Here, here now Feck. Just sit down now. I'll handle this... *SLAP SLAP*! ARE YOU CRAZY!!!! *SLAP* | |
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| 5/17/2008 12:46:33 PM From: Feckless Wench Thank you PB, such a gentleman. |  |
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| 5/17/2008 1:49:00 PM From: hugo I drink a shot a minute in 30 minutes. You are a lightweight. | |
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| 5/17/2008 1:55:01 PM From: beags Sounds about right, getting drunk for the first time. Well, now at least you know you aren't invincible. Glad you didn't die learning that... | |
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| 5/17/2008 2:14:50 PM From: MrsK LMAO@PB, do you remember Stiker with the "Drinking Problem"? hehehe I love those movies |  |
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| 5/17/2008 4:44:42 PM From: eddo PB, calm down a bit. Here, go get a moist towelette or something. I handle Darkanda. *SLAP SLAP*! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND??? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU??? *SLAP* |  |
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| 5/17/2008 5:23:33 PM From: Ash Of Pompeii A glass of champagne will keep me drunk for about 4 hours. |  |
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| 5/18/2008 8:01:59 AM From: Chi Yuck, that's nasty. Ditto what Feck said- you wanna get alcohol poisoning?? |  |
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| 5/18/2008 11:01:58 AM From: DarkCrow Good grief. Baby steps! |  |
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| 5/18/2008 5:16:06 PM From: BCAR Damned rookies. |  |
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| 5/18/2008 8:29:12 PM From: Rani EDDO!... Please settle your nerves now, I will take care of Darkie...*SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!* TAKES BREATH...*SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!* AT WHAT POINT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND STUPID! I AM GLAD YOU PUKED YOURSELF BLIND! *SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!* |  |
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| 5/18/2008 9:48:57 PM From: Ali Pussy. Make it Jim Beam next time. |  |
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| 5/19/2008 4:45:15 AM From: beags Why are you guys slapping him? Apparently all it takes to knock him out is a shooter... | |
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| 5/19/2008 5:41:28 AM From: Feckless Wench Because it feels nice Beags..... |  |
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| 5/19/2008 5:48:30 AM From: Jez hey what a coincidence, me too. |  |
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| 5/19/2008 5:50:01 AM From: mercury I see you've all handled smacking the shit out of him... I'm not needed here. |  |
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| 5/19/2008 5:55:35 AM From: Feckless Wench Oh but merc, you have years of practice...go ahead, it feels nice! LOL! |  |
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| 5/19/2008 7:53:00 AM From: Peanuts 20 shots in half an hour? Good thing you were able to make it to the trash can. |  |
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| 5/20/2008 7:02:12 AM From: emkay64 ahhhhhh memories. My first drunk was on gin and 7Up. |  |
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| 5/20/2008 7:04:22 AM From: emkay64 Wait a sec. How old are you? I was 15. If you are older than that you should have been hammered at least once already :P |  |
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| 5/20/2008 7:11:20 AM From: mercury My first was sloe gin... makes everything taste like a sweet tart :o) |  |
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| 5/20/2008 8:32:35 AM From: eddo Never been drunk. and I'm ok with that. |  |
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| 5/20/2008 8:36:16 AM From: Chi Being drunk sometimes can be fun, but it's NEVER fun afterwards. |  |
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| 5/20/2008 8:55:57 AM From: mercury just a little tipsy is better than drunk... unfortunately, I'm unable to stop at tipsy. That's mainly why I don't drink at all anymore... that and 3 day hangovers. |  |
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| 5/20/2008 10:45:44 AM From: hugo My first drunk was on Boone's Farm,,,,,there should be laws against 15 year olds drinking. | |
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| 5/20/2008 12:16:00 PM From: Chi My first silly drunk/buzzed was on Asti Spumante. First sloppy drunk out of my mind was off of Mad Dog 20/20- nasty stuff. |  |
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| 5/20/2008 12:22:59 PM From: BCAR My first drunk has lasted 30 years |  |
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| 5/20/2008 2:09:18 PM From: mercury my first sloppy drunk was plain old beer... at my brother's first wedding when I was 14 (about a week before my 15th b-day). I hugged the flag pole for a couple hours that night. |  |
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| 5/20/2008 2:10:37 PM From: mercury but... I was no where near as trashed as my mother. |  |
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| 5/21/2008 6:29:55 AM From: Peanuts Ahh... Boones Farm. And TJ Swans Mellow Nights. A trip down memeory lane. |  |
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| 5/21/2008 7:31:19 AM From: Kethria Has anyone tried that new Miller Chill? It's pretty good. |  |
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| 5/23/2008 5:36:35 AM From: doheney you mah dear....are a dumbass |  |
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