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There Ought To Be A Law

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The Perp...

Lately I've found empty tangerine shells around the yard and in the shed. I figured it was the squirrells. But I was wrong.

So a few days ago I hear Chloe and Elvis have an absolute shit fit at something in the yard. I go out and what do I see... A big, ugly, hairy, infested RAT! It is trying to get to the dog food, and is hissing at my dogs!

I freak out and grab my babies, and bring them in. Damn it! A RAT! I should have known! Fruit tree's, DUH!

So, for the last week or so Elvis and Chloe have spent the week at Grandma's while I D-Con the litte sucker. Tonight, I caught him nibbling.

I hope he dies a LOT!

Nasty little creature! YUCK!

Replies

5/5/2008 9:11:28 PM From: eddo It's a she, and her name is Hilary. :P


5/6/2008 9:28:11 AM From: PapaBryant If you find Nathan Lane, Lee Evans, and Christopher Walken nosing around your house... run.


5/6/2008 9:49:29 AM From: RaE My buddy has found a few mice in his house... He kills them any time he finds them... One time,he used a paintball gun.... another time, he used a sword, lol. there can be only one.


5/6/2008 12:08:48 PM From: FireyReign I once shot at a spider on my wall with a rifle. No clue if I hit it or not, but there was a big ass hole in my wall.


5/6/2008 2:19:54 PM From: MrsK You are the second person to tell me they shot at a spider with a gun! Someone else I know found one out in thier yard, (I also found a HUGE wolf spider in the house which is where this all sparked from) tried to kill it with a weed whacker, but it survived, got pissed, and ran into the bush to lurk. After about the third appearance, he ran into the house, got the gun, turned the weedwhacker on to scare it out, than BAM!!! Spider-no-more. But the rat has to be found. I can't bring the dogs home till I get it away from thier kennel. I wouldn't want them toplay with it after it's been poisoned. Or before either.


5/7/2008 7:29:03 AM From: Jez sometimes rats are hard to kill with the over the counter poisons like dcon or the stuff the township gives you. it's like a little cocktail for them and they stagger around then sober up. if he doesn't respond to it, put some bird shot in a .22 or call pest control for the real deal poison.


5/8/2008 12:42:01 AM From: MrsK Well, this is going to sound really bad... I am afraid to look for the corpse. :( The shed is small, and I have issues with ded things... You know - I don't like to deal with them. So, Bubba is coming over tomorrow to look for it for me! :D Then hopefully he finds it so my babies can come home.


5/11/2008 3:26:36 PM From: mercury have you found the corpse yet?


5/15/2008 3:33:12 PM From: MrsK No, we searched high and o last weekend, then my houseguests from NYC and Sweden took a gander and all we can find is that the rat poison is gone. Box and All. I DID find a nest, but it is empty. So... Bye bye Mr.Rat! The girl from Sweden cleaned out the dog pen and they are home now.