Darkanda's Fundamental Truths. #3

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Darkanda's Fundamental Truths. #3

Fundamental Truth #3

White chocolate peanut butter cups are the greatest thing to happen to humankind since the invention of penicillin.

This is the greatest candy ever. It's like the innocent dreams of children wrapped up in a layer of pure multi-orgasmic sex. It's a little known fact that the second coming has already happened... Jesus Christ came down from heaven, invented this camera, killed Jerry Falwell, and then went home. Eating this candy is like having your soul washed in pure cleansing light and getting your cheeks tickled by kitten whiskers.

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Brought to you by the greatest living being in the world,
Donner.

Replies

5/4/2008 1:49:48 PM From: Feckless Wench And your waistline expanded with a truck tire inflator....


5/4/2008 7:43:05 PM From: Ash Of Pompeii Yeah, I can agree with this.


5/4/2008 7:48:43 PM From: eddo "Jesus Christ came down from heaven, invented this camera, " --huh?


5/4/2008 8:56:59 PM From: Ali I thought that was a stupid line, too.


5/4/2008 11:32:27 PM From: Darkanda I think he meant "The Camera"


5/5/2008 4:53:14 AM From: mercury white chocolate is icky.


5/5/2008 6:12:28 AM From: Jez you think who meant "the camera?"


5/5/2008 7:24:33 AM From: Chi Quit sweating this guy's balls.


5/5/2008 9:23:22 AM From: FireyReign ewwww. white chocolate reeses are nasty


5/5/2008 4:03:43 PM From: emkay64 Is white chocolate actually chocolate? I think it's just vanilla candy coating....I'm just wondering.


5/5/2008 4:05:28 PM From: emkay64 BTW....even gross chocolate is good chocolate in my opinion. I'll even eat plain ol' chocolate chips....it's just best I don't have it around.


5/6/2008 10:07:08 AM From: RaE I dont like chocolate much. I do like white chocolate. I do like white chocolate reese's.


5/6/2008 10:38:57 AM From: Chi Emkay is right, white chocolate is not really chocolate. I've never tried these, they look/seem good though. It just sounds really ghey how Donner-douche describes it.


5/6/2008 12:01:17 PM From: FireyReign I am seriously sick of this donner guy....


5/6/2008 12:03:10 PM From: LiquidSnake I like the white chocolate Reeses, but the original is still the best since they discontinued making the crunchy ones(those were the best to me).


5/6/2008 12:04:05 PM From: LiquidSnake They have another one I haven't tried yet. It has banana creme in it or something.


5/16/2008 8:00:31 AM From: Power I'm beginning to think that you're unfamiliar with the meaning of the word "fundamental".


5/16/2008 8:05:07 AM From: Power Real white chocolate has cocoa butter and is pretty much still chocolate. It's also an agent of satan and makes babies blind.