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| Darkanda's Fundamental Truths. #2 |
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 Fundamental Truth #2
It's a wonder that teenage girls don't turn teenage boys into homosexuals.
When I was eighteen, I sent my own mother into a fit because she found out I was dating a 27 year old. "Why would you do this?" she asked me? "Why can't you find a nice girl your own age?"
It's because girls my age were shallow, psychopathic, spoiled, rude, uninteresting, self-important, vampant, vacant, prissy, manipulative, and evil. Granted, they still retain some of those qualities later in life, but at least they are muted to a degree.
This is a message strictly for the teens and tween girls out there. Ladies, you're annoying. I hate you. I want you to die. Seriously, if I have to deal with one more over-privledged and under-dicipline teenage skank, there will be a murder.
This is why I ignored teenage girls. I couldn't stand them and now that I'm a high school teacher, I stand them even less. Do you honestly think that whole acting stupid routine you pull is attractive? Do you honestly think that we're turned on by your handbag or your hair? No! Get over it! A teenage boy would frack a sheep if given the opportunity. You're not that goddamned choice!
When I explained this to my mom, she still didn't like the idea that I was dating a woman almost nine years my senior. Then I told her that I was thinking about going gay and the matter seemed to dissapear.
Deal with it, ladies.
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