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| Two fleas from Saskatchewan |
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Two fleas from Saskatchewan had an agreement to meet every winter in
Yuma for a vacation. Last year when one flea gets to Yuma , he's
all blue, shivering and shaking, nearly froze to death!
The other flea asks him, 'What happened to you?'
The first flea says, 'I rode down here from Tobin Lake, Saskatchewan in the mustache
of a guy on a Harley.'
The other flea responds saying, 'That's the worst way to travel.
Try what I do. Go to the Pelican Bar at the Tobin lake Resort . Have a few drinks. While
you are there, look for a nice snowbird, crawl up her leg and nestle
in where it's warm and cozy. It's the best way to travel that I can
think of.'
The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try
next winter.
A year goes by..... When the first flea shows up in Yuma, he is
all blue, and shivering and shaking again. Nearly froze to death.
The second flea says, 'Didn't you try what I told you?'
'Yes,' says the first flea, 'I did exactly as you said ... I went
to the Pelican bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice
snowbird came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot.
It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep immediately. When I woke
up, I was back in the mustache of the guy on the Harley.' |
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