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Religious DebatesAuthor:PapaBryant Viewed:  174  
What people will do to make excuses.... (not safe)   

Penis Snatching Sorcerers Terrorize The Congo

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings. ...

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said. "But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.




O.K. ladies of the Jungle; how many of you have had a man use penis snatching as an excuse?

Replies
4/23/2008 4:12:37 AM   From:  mercury    never... but where can I find one of these sorcerers locally?
4/23/2008 6:30:48 AM   From:  emkay64   LMAO!
4/23/2008 8:50:32 AM   From:  Feckless Wench   and how many men with dinky wieners claim that they've been victim to this as a pathetic excuse....
4/23/2008 8:55:45 AM   From:  PapaBryant   I don't know Feck. Personally I've never been nervous in the service.... But don't they have viagra in the Congo? Or did Idi Amin confiscate it all for himself? 
4/23/2008 9:02:20 AM   From:  PapaBryant   Plus my weiner isn't dinky. Its a Ballpark frank. 
4/23/2008 9:34:31 AM   From:  eddo   Feckless needs to shut up. right now...
4/23/2008 1:33:50 PM   From:  wildbob   My dinky wiener is actually called a dachshund.  
4/23/2008 1:40:07 PM   From:  Ali   I don't give guys like that time to make excuses. I'm too busy laughing as I walk out the door.
4/24/2008 7:53:02 PM   From:  MrsK   O_o

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